Have you heard of dry ice? No? Well, I didn't expect YOU to know it anyways. Anyways, if there is dry ice, why can't there be cold fire? The answer? There can. This creature has long been lost and wondered around Paxia ever since it got lost out of Glacius' territory. It has been influenced by many elements in its way, and most recently, our element. Therefore, this creature is capable of providing other races with cold fire. But, you won't want that. Long is it said, a legend, old as Igneox himself, that there was a woman living in the frozen lands north of Battleon. She lived there with his son, living in that white hell against all odds of survival. Nobody knew how they managed to survive, only that they still lived there, as every morning, if you climbed the tallest tree around, you would see smoke in the distance.

Legend says, that they managed to live because of an underground volcano. Some people say, it was because their skin was resistant to cold weathers. Others, simply doubt that they existed, as there is, in reality, no proof of it, but that cannot explain the smoke of every morning. One morning, when the summer finally came and it was warmer, when it stops snowing but even then the ice doesn't melt, one small moglin noted that there was no smoke. Everyone had become accustomed to this, so this was a very rare situation which soon panicked everyone and a team of adventurers was sent to investigate. By the time they had gotten to the area from which the smoke always started, a very unusual snowfall started, that heavily tortured the adventurers used to much warmer climates. When 3 had already died, and the other were soon going to follow their fellow's adventurer's fates, a little boy came to their help, and took them to a small wooden house not far from their position. The house was not big, one mere big room and a bathroom. In the middle of it, a small blue fire, and in the right corner, a woman's corpse, white as the snow, lying dead on a bed. The boy was asked many questions, but he didn't answer any, he didn't talk, and the adventurer had no other choice but to spend the night there and continue their efforts to get some answers the next day. They sat around the blue fire, and went to sleep. Legend says, that none of the adventurers survived, and that they all ended in the same state as the woman. Pale and freezing skin, they had all died.

Legend says, that it was the fire, the blue fire, which killed them all. Legend says, that this blue fire, which humans often mistake as normal fire, is in fact the very opposite of their believes. It will absorb the heat that surrounds it, from any source of heat that it can find. Everyone but the boy had trusted the blue fire, and it had, in response, sucked their warmth and frozen them to death. It is usually considered the hybrid of a big source of heat, such as a Volcano or meteor, and the freezing temperatures. Nothing was ever heard of the boy, but it is thought that he survived, and it was him, in first place, who began to tell this tale. Whether it is true or not, I do not think anybody wants to try it.

I've said it once, I'll say it again. This is why we do NOT have different species have romances. Seriously. It's sick. Stop it. But since it's illegal, I don't know what to think. Either somebody actually managed to have a bat, a fox and a cat in a romance or somebody killed the three of them, and created this hybrid out of all the pieces. That's not sick, that's awesome and cool. I bet that explains this, somebody at the top of the volcano shouted "IT'S ALIVE" during the last Storm. I thought somebody had finally created a Lava Cookie Monster to fight mine, but I guess I continue to be the only one with a Lava Cookie Monster :D We'll need a name for this...thing.

I ended up thinking that we didn't need a cute but powerful pet or a awesome-looking powerful pet, but a pet that it's hard to see itself! So yhea, I sent the hunters after an impossible creature, a creature that can't be seen! But they managed to get it, I'm surprised. Robin tracked down this creature by following its footprints and its poo poo, and then PollMe actually managed to spot it while it carefully walked away from them! "Only a girl could have noticed!" - PM. We're not sure whether or not that is true, but we'll leave it at that since she did find it. Finally, the Random Warrior and Dragon Queen caught it without any problems. This creature isn't powerful, so I think it's a good change for this week. Instead, it has lived for over a hundred years, it's impossible to find out how much exactly, so it's very, very wise. It knew that it had to escape from the hunters and not try to fight them, it's the first creature in the Zoo that does that. Oh, and he has one of the best abilities ever, he can literally disappear if he stays quiet and calmed! You won't see that coming! This is truly, without a doubt, Solid Snake's greatest rival :D

Since we're still discussing her race, we didn't even get her a name. Some say she's a cat, some say she's a female wolf, some say she's just a female horse. The guys who said the latter were surely drugged, as for the rest, we really don't know. So, because of all this discussion, the moment to make this entry came and we still didn't know how to name her. So we're simply refering to her as She. She is awesome.

UPDATE: She's now May. I wonder if that's better than She. Thanks to Kkutwar.

Caz I haz cookiez? I wantz all yor cookiez nao.

They like to mess with Artix, and make pranks to you. They are the Time Travel Firies!  (Pun intended) We managed to catch 2 of these and put them in an anti-time-travel-cage, though one of them managed to time travel and escape just in time! We've asked ourselves why that time travel firy didn't go back a few seconds before we caught them both to warn her past version of us, but I guess the two of them just didn't get along. And for us, that's a good thing.

Don't judge a book by - whatever! She is so cute this is probably illegal. How could she be even MORE cute, that's impossible! She's so cute, she can give you orders and you'll obey as her mindless minion! Now, she wanna tell you something.

"Pwease, could you give me all your cookies?"

We needed a monkey in the Zoo. How can't there be NO monkeys in a Zoo!? That would be catastrophic! So I sent the hunters to look for a monkey, and they've brought me this! They used a bait, DQ. The monkey went to her and just when it seemed as DQ was going to freak out and start shooting the monkey who couldn't stop touching her hair, the other hunters caught the monkey. That's a good ending for everyone, except for DQ's hair, which now is full of monkey's saliva. Don't worry, I'm sure that the "You'll die in 7 days if your hair is full of Saliva of a monkey found near the Igneus Volcano" legend is completely false.

She's the hero of all emos out there in Igneus. DarkEternal just loves her...but let's remember, no race crossing relationships. That ended horribly the last time it happened. She's always drepessed, she's always with that look in her face, and she was litterally born with those two skulls in her skin. But it's because of all this that we love her so much.

We didn't want to keep him. We thought of killing him, but the bug threatened to attack us. Apparently this bug can think, something that's not so common or...ok, it wasn't a surprise. Just look at the bug, he has a freaking brain. How many bugs have brains? Thanks god...only this one :P. Anyways, we've thought that since it's a bug, he could evolve in the future. He better does, or we'll feel bad with ourselves for not killing him as soon as we put him in a specialized cage.